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I can't really tell anyone else but I thought I could put it here where no one knows me or where I'm from.
This past weekend (for the 4th of July) my family went camping. I'm not a big fan of camping.. the whole sit outside an metal box in the infinite sunlight or sit inside the metal box on a little couch and watch a little t.v. isn't my ideal day... but my dad likes it so I do it to make him happy. Well as sick and twisted as it is my grandfather is married to his former mistress. She's nice I guess but it's still sick and twisted. My grandmother divorced my grandfather after she found out about the affair. (after my dad and my aunt were grown with their own lives and houses) Well this weekend my family, my aunt's family, my dad's cousin Jaime's family and, my dad's cousin Bo's family were all at this campground. To contiune this story you must know my mom is a very indoors air conditioning type of person. She likes cold air, internet, and her blackberry. Daddy likes outdoors, boats, and cars... see that problem? Anyway the first night of our weekend we spent the night in the camper. I slept on the couch. If you've never been in a camper, everything in them is hard and uncomfortable and tiny. Well the next morning Momma was miserable and I was miserable because ants had invaded our camper. I had almost literally 45 ant bites and momma woke up with ants on her face... yeah. Momma said the next night we would go home to sleep. Daddy stayed at the camper and every night that weekend we'd come down for dinner and then go home after. Well apparently Saturday night... wait ok My stepgrandmother has 3 grandchildren not related to any of my family just her family. There is bubba(have no clue what his real name is), Bootsie/Kayla, and Kaden. continued... Saturday night Bubba(is like 19 with a terrible white trying to be gansta sound in his voice and refuses to wear a shirt so he can show off his non-existant abs) Bubba started yelling at my grandfather and getting in his face. Calling him an old drunk who can't boss him around because he isn't his grandfather (mind you he did this infront of MY WHOLE FAMILY [my aunt her husband their two sons my dad's cousin Jaime his wife and 4 kids my dad's cousin Bo his wife and like 10 kids and Kaden and Bootsie]) My dad's cousin Jaime calls my dad to come down there because Bubba is trying to fight my grandfather (real upstanding young gentleman huh?) My dad is no pushover my daddy is 6'3" 43? muscular (because he works with his hands and arms all day) and has a MEAN temper. He gives you one mean look and you whimper in pain. He's pretty dang scary at times. My dad walks up to Bubba and get's in his face and says "You don't like people in your face huh?" He really could have killed Bubba. I'm not kidding. Bubba is an ungreatful ignorant guy. My grandfather told my cousin Jason (he's a kinda messed up kid he's been arrested over 10 times I'd say he's an ungreatful kid too.) that he was a pillpopping SOB. Because apparently Bubba and Jason were taking Papaw's pills and trying to buy drugs (supposedly). So papaw kicked Bubba out of the camper and told him to sleep outside that night. But my aunt took Bubba in there camper and let him sleep there that night. My dad is really mad at her for protecting Bubba and Jason. Daddy thinks that the reason Jason is a repeating fellon is because my aunt babies him and won't make him work for anything. On top of all that going on My papaw had two arteries in his heart 95% and 75% blocked. He had to have surgery today to repair one. He was scheduled for both but there were complications with it so they stopped, but apparently something went wrong and a doctor knicked something during surgery so there is blood going to my grandfather's kidneys. My mom and dad went to see him tonight. My mom said he looks terrible. He is supposed to go back into surgery Thursday to have the other repaired. They said they couldn't repair the other because his heart is too stressed(wonder why?) My dad is furious and holds Bubba totally responsible. My dad really wants to go to the campgrounds (where bubba is in the camper until he returns to school because he can't live under the same roof as my grandfather) and beat Bubba 'til he bleeds. My dad also has high bloodpressure and diabetes. So my mom is freaking out because she's trying to keep him from killing Bubba or from having an heartattack. Did I mention tomorrow is her birthday? I probably left some stuff out but that's about all I can handle right now..
-- If I had my own world, I'd build you an empire From here to the far lands, to spread love like violence Let me feel you, carry you higher Watch your words spread hope like fire Secret crowds rise up and gather Hear your voices sing back louder
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-Brendan Gill
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Visit my manga [link]
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Let's Melt the Sugar....<3
Come as you are, as you were as you wanted me to be....
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i wish my life was a fairytale with a happily ever after
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Let's Melt the Sugar....<3
Come as you are, as you were as you wanted me to be....
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If I had my own world, I'd build you an empire
From here to the far lands, to spread love like violence
Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch your words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder
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Let's Melt the Sugar....<3
Come as you are, as you were as you wanted me to be....
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Let's Melt the Sugar....<3
Come as you are, as you were as you wanted me to be....
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